I am rarely serious and always looking to make people laugh.I have an opinion on everything even though I don't know a lot about anything. I love when someone proves me wrong, good for you, I learned something. I always say exactly what is on my mind. This makes me very easy to understand. I'm always amazed at how shocked some people are by candor. If you look fat in that dress, I think you need to know (if you ask of course, I'm not a complete ass!). Given some time to adjust to the uncensored truth, most people find me refreshingly amusing. This often results in me embarassing the crap out of myself. Laugh hard at me, I love it (and I do turn a most lovely shade of red, might match your dress). Truths I know; Karma is real. Everything happens for a rea. It's more fun to not wear underwear. If you don't sleep naked, you should. 90% of people masturbate, the other 10% are liars. If you get to the fork in the road, take it. Gentlemen prefer blonds, I naturally am first drawn to brunettes and redheads (oh, redheads, I'll be right back!!)