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Think Spring . . . New England 38
Posted:Mar 18, 2018 1:40 pm
Last Updated:Mar 19, 2018 6:10 am

when I think Spring
I think of New England
where Spring actually
meant something
when you looked forward
to weather getting warmer
when I think Spring
I think of High School
when I first moved to New England
when I experienced my first real Winter
and so much more looked forward to Spring
when I think Spring
I think of New England
where each season
was actually a real season
where Spring was actually Spring
where Summer was actually Summer
where Autumn was actually Autumn
where Winter was actually Winter
when I looked forward to Spring from Winter
when I looked forward to Fall from Summer
when I think Spring
I think of New England
where Spring actually
meant something

#38 March Topic Link: THINK SPRING!
crazy ass story
Posted:Mar 17, 2018 2:01 pm
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2018 9:13 pm

Do you want to hear a crazy ass story I was walking in the mall one day and I came across this small group of women 3 or 4 of them hanging out together But one of them was a very special beauty I started feeling dizzy light headed with my heart pounding in my chest I somehow got myself over to these women and I addressed myself to the special beauty saying to her hey what's up I'm sorry do you mind if we sit down for a minute I'm feeling really dizzy and my heart is pounding in my chest Okay sure Are you okay Yes It's just that I've never seen such a beautiful woman in my entire life You are indeed a special beauty Oh thank you That's so nice of you to say I just hope the marriage police don't come up on us and ask us the question The marriage police What are you talkin about There's no such thing as the marriage police I know you think that But they are a very secret thing that no one knows about How do you know about it Cuz I have seen them before in a dream You are crazy baby Then all of a sudden they were upon us and they hit us up with the question Would you marry this woman right now knowing there would be no other Yes I will marry her And will you marry this man Sure why not Like this is real Be here at this church tomorrow I got my family together and dressed and looking my finest And at the altar I stood It was getting late and no one else had arrived My family stood but impatient What foolishness is this But then bursting through the door with her locked in their arms was my special beauty as they drag her to the altar You said you would marry him Now you must or pay the consequence I'm not going to marry this guy What's your consequence On your knees right now and suck his dick I ain't sucking his dick

Hey dude that was one crazy ass story Were you smoking something or tripping on acid damn dude Well I just smoked a joint That must have been some good shit Yeah It sure was It had me thinking some crazy shit Well I'll see you later man Wait a minute You got anymore of that shit left Yeah You want to go smoke some up Yeah man Let me try some of that shit out Maybe I can come up with some crazy ass story Yeah maybe

You know that story ain't so crazy You know that in some countries that kind of shit goes down Women being forced into arranged marriages Yeah You know that story could turn out to be some kind of analogy You know talking about some real shit Yeah man cool So let's go back to your place so we can smoke up some of that shit Sure

Psst the marriage police are coming to get you

Hey dude You're like messing with my groove my mellow Just joking with you man Give me another hit of that shit Here you go Me and my girlfriend are going to head to my bedroom You can just hang out here Okay Wait a minute How about a threesome What do you say baby How big is his dick I'm about 7-8 inch Okay cool
think spring . . . 38
Posted:Mar 17, 2018 4:17 am
Last Updated:Mar 19, 2018 6:10 am

it was the first day of spring
but there was still
a cold chill in the air
there was still a cold wind
that swept across my face
there was still no leaves
on the trees
no flowers blooming
no sign of spring
but then I have never
thought much
of spring or summer
I have always felt
the fall the winter
the spring
is renewed life
new beginnings
a chance to
start over again
to begin anew
to restore what
once was
but those things
are no such happening
I am the autumn the winter
I am the deep sleep
the night
the darkness
I am the cold
that lingers into spring
I am the cold icy wind
that blows
on the first day of spring

#38 March Topic Link: THINK SPRING!
don't you just love music
Posted:Mar 17, 2018 12:37 am
Last Updated:Mar 17, 2018 12:38 am

somewhat disturbing music from very cute guys who look like women
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Bob . . . Superstud or obnoxious jerk!
Posted:Mar 16, 2018 1:02 am
Last Updated:Mar 16, 2018 10:26 am

Good evening everyone. Tonight's guest comes to us from Los Angeles California. Hello Bob, how are you? I'm doing crazy good. How are you doing? Good. Bob was wearing a long trench coat and a mask. So Bob why the mask and a long trench coat? I don't want women rushing up here wanting sex with me. So I need to hide my identity. Okay. So who is Bob, and why am I interviewing him tonight? I am here, because I am a super stud. I get all the ladies and a bag of chips. It's after I'm done, I always ask them for a bag of chips. So tell me about this Studly sex life of yours. Well, I have four sisters. And I had sex with three of them. The other one I never asked, because she was kind of ugly. That's pretty harsh thing to say about your sister. Yeah, I'm a pretty harsh dude. What else! Well anywhere I've worked, I've had sex with most of the women there. Whether they're married or not; they always seem to want to fuck me. Why do all these women want to fuck you. Because of the size of my dick. How big is your dick? Three inches. Three inches! You can't get all those women with a 3 inch dick. Well I do; all the time. I just roll my eyes like this. See how I'm rolling my eyes? And they get hypnotized and want to suck my dick and then fuck me. Is this guy for real; as the host turns to the audience? I bet I could fuck most of the women here in this audience. They all would want me. They would want you with your 3 inch dick. Yes, all I have to do is show my special smile. It's that easy. I also meet women at stores, parking lots, the mall, the beach, you name it. You can pick up women just about anywhere. I don't even have to go to bars; just go out to a store or just walk around my neighborhood. All I need to do is just walk outside and I've got me a woman who wants to fuck. Wow man that sounds pretty good. You got to teach me that trick. Sorry man special gift that only I have. One time, I was out in the Walmart parking lot and I saw this woman across the way and she looked at me and I looked at her. So I walked over to her. And I noticed that she had very pretty feet and the rest of her wasn't bad either. So I asked her, if I could lick her feet. Of course she said yes, and of course I ended up fucking her right there in the backseat of her car. Wow man that is some sex life you have! Damn right it is.

Well has anybody ever told you that you are obnoxious and they don't believe a word you say. Yeah all the time. I've been lying to you this whole time you know. I kind of figured you were. All those stories about all those women that you had. No I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the size of my dick. It's not 3 inches. It's nine inches. He stands up and pulls off his coat and these strap on leg harnesses . All this time he had been on his knees. He stands up 6' 4 "and takes off his mask. His body was all muscle and his face was gorgeous. The audience gasps as he pulls out his dick and shows the audience his 9 inch cock. A woman rushed up to the stage to suck his dick. But she was dragged off by security. I told you I had that effect on women. Some of us got it and some of us don't. You know, I believe you! What is your real name? Pablo Caprieri. I am an Italian supermodel! You certainly are! Well everyone that's our show for tonight! Tomorrow night a Catholic priest who is also an adult film actor! Good night everyone!

Here's Bob in action! Doing his thing!
I know you
Posted:Mar 13, 2018 4:20 pm
Last Updated:Mar 13, 2018 4:28 pm

Te conozco
me miras a los ojos
entonces miras lejos
te vuelves hacia mí
pero luego te das la vuelta
inclinas la cabeza
mirar y alejarse
Te conozco
baja autoestima
tú no crees
En ti mismo
incluso cuando eres
con una mujer
sientes la distancia
consciente de sí mismo
realmente no hay
porque no crees
que es real
que realmente estás con ella
nadie realmente te quiere
a nadie realmente le importa
cuando alguien dice
Ellos te aman
tu dices
No entiendo
Qué quieres decir
No sé lo que es el amor
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An interview with a straight guy
Posted:Mar 13, 2018 6:51 am
Last Updated:Mar 13, 2018 10:37 pm

Hello everyone! Thanks for joining us tonight. We have tonight with us a gentleman who says that he sucks dick, but isn't gay or bisexual. So he's come here tonight to explain why. Won't you please welcome Groen A. Boehner! Hello, how are you tonight? I am doing well, thank you. That is an interesting name you have. Thank you. I am from Sweden. So tell me what makes you a straight guy who sucks dick? I will tell you lickety-split may I sit? You are already sitting. You did not let me finish, on your face, just kidding. Well okay. So tell me, please explain how you are a straight guy who sucks dick. Can I stick my dick in your mouth just kidding! Well folks it looks like we've got a live one here tonight! Yes I am quite alive. I am from Sweden. Is that a dick in your mouth or are you just happy to see me, just kidding! I am trying to come to America to be a comedian. What do you think of my jokes? You know not bad. They're kind of off-the-wall and that kind of makes them funny. Okay enough of that let me explain why I am a straight guy who sucks dick and occasionally gets fucked in the ass.

So tell me about yourself. Well it has to do with sex. A straight guy having sex with another straight guy. Isn't that just gay or bisexual sex? No, there's a difference. How is it different? It's different in the kind of relationship you are seeking with another guy. I've been with plenty of gay, bisexual and straight guys. And straight guys are different than gay or bisexual guys, when it comes to having sex. How is a different? Well gay guys want the full boat. They want the whole nine yards. They want mutual sex and intimate emotional involvement. Which I have no interest in at all. So I do not consider myself gay. And bisexual guys they want mutual sex and sometimes emotional involvement as well. And I have no interest in mutual sex or intimate emotional involvement. So I really don't consider myself bisexual either. I consider myself to be straight. Because I have my best sexual relationships with other straight guys. Because they don't want anything mutual. They don't want any kind of intimate emotional involvement. They just want you to suck their dick. That's it. Or sometimes fuck you in the ass. But nothing else. Which is what I want. I just want a guy to come over with a nice big dick that I can suck or and fuck me in the ass. What about women? Are you attracted to women? Yes very much so, I want mutual sex and intimate emotional involvement with women. Well after you explain it that way, it does seem to make sense you can be straight and still have sex with guys. Makes sense to me. Yes, thank you. Well that's our show for tonight folks. I want to thank Groen and I will see you tomorrow, when our guest will be Melika Bigg Johnson. She is a porn star, who wants to tell her story. Good night everyone!
Not at all what I'd call music
Posted:Mar 10, 2018 6:21 am
Last Updated:Mar 11, 2018 10:17 am

Boy was I wrong on this one. I totally underestimated the depravity of this song, of this band! I originally titled this post don't you just love music. When this is the farthest thing from music. It is just disturbing and sick. So I have retitled this post.

Cannibal Corpse - Evidence in the Furnace
Not exactly what I'd call music
Posted:Mar 8, 2018 9:50 pm
Last Updated:Mar 11, 2018 6:40 pm

extize goth pussy
frantic ann
Posted:Mar 7, 2018 2:10 pm
Last Updated:Mar 8, 2018 9:42 pm

We were living in the San Fernando Valley. Frantic Ann has always been a close friend of mine. Ever since I can remember she's always been there. day, we decided to go to the beach. We often went to the beach together. We would usually go to Redondo Beach or a del Rey or Venice Beach, but sometimes we got as far down as Newport or Huntington Beach. But usually we went to Redondo Beach. So I put out a blanket, so we could be both lay on it. Frantic Ann, she looked pretty good in a bikini. She had a smokin' body. She was petite. Cutest little feet, nice round ass, pretty face, but she only had A cups; didn't have much in the breast department. But I've never really been a breast man. Anyway back to the story. So we were laying out on the beach, when all of a sudden frantic Ann just turned over and wrapped herself around me; holding on tight. What's wrong, I said are you okay? I feel really ared, she said! I just feel really ared right now! Why do you feel so ared, I asked? She explains to me what she was feeling. I am afraid of myself! I feel so afraid of myself! Of who I am! It's hard to explain, she said. I feel trapped between life and death. I can't live, but I can't die either. I don't want to live this life, but at the same time I don't want to die. So I am left in this frightening situation a living a life I can't bear to live. I am trapped living a life I don't want to live, with no way to change. I live with this deep depression and anxiety that I cannot change or overcome. All I could do is hold her close to me. And let her know that I would always be there for her. Till the day we die. Even then I want to be with her. Forever.
thanks everyone
Posted:Mar 5, 2018 11:36 am
Last Updated:Mar 8, 2018 9:46 pm

I just wanted
to thank everyone
for letting me
be here tonight
mom and dad
hatred rings out
shots fired
in contempt
of who I am
I hate you
because you
are different
I don't
understand you
so you fire shots
to draw my blood
I don't understand
why do you
hate me so much
I'm just like you
no you are not!
you are different
no I am not
you just can't see
passed yourself
frantic ann
Posted:Mar 5, 2018 8:35 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2018 9:20 am

frantic ann
she is frantic
about her experience
here in this world
she's confused about
what she sees
seems strange
these people
seem to hurt
each other
for some reason
can't figure
out why
they would do
such a thing
as that
but they do
for some reason
sorry but
it's not for me
so she says
see you later

INNA - Love

Antonia - Chica Loca

Fly Project - Like A Star
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