going LOCAL
Thursday? We say Friday eve!
Posted:Oct 18, 2018 7:43 pm
Last Updated:Oct 18, 2018 8:28 pm
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Thursday? We say Friday eve!


I hope you find humor in your Thursday!



Do you own a cockatail?


Does you dog love bath?


Thursday? We say Friday eve!
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Hot Dogie Thursday!
Posted:Oct 18, 2018 7:32 pm
Last Updated:Oct 18, 2018 8:24 pm
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Hot Dogie Thursday!












Hot Dogie Thursday!
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Net Thursday!
Posted:Oct 18, 2018 7:24 pm
Last Updated:Oct 19, 2018 8:23 pm
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Net Thursday!


Net ass!



Net legs!


Equals Net positive!


Net Thursday!
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Funny scary Wednesday!
Posted:Oct 17, 2018 7:17 am
Last Updated:Oct 17, 2018 5:21 pm
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Funny scary Wednesday!


What are the things that creep you out?



Women with sharp teeth creep me out!



Watching sometimes is not scary but it all depends on who you are watching!


Funny scary Wednesday!
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HNW - A poem to Autumn Sun!
Posted:Oct 17, 2018 7:16 am
Last Updated:Oct 17, 2018 5:31 pm
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HNW - A poem to the Autumn Sun!


Breath deep
The gathering gloom
Watch lights fade
From every room
Bedsitter people
Look back and lament
Another day's useless
Energy spent...


Cold hearted orb
That rules the night
Removes the colours
From our sight
Red is gray and
Yellow white
But we decide
Which is right
And
Which is an Illusion...



Impassioned lovers
Wrestle as one
Lonely man cries for love
And has none
New mother picks up
And suckles her son
Senior citizens
Wish they were young,
But all is warmed by the autumn sun!
Lyrics: by Moody Blues.


HNW - A poem to the Autumn Sun!
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Happy Hump day Wednesday!
Posted:Oct 17, 2018 7:10 am
Last Updated:Oct 17, 2018 9:12 am
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Happy Hump day Wednesday!


I love a woman with nice assets!



Did we all make it to another middle of the week?
My wife and I did make to another Wednesday and we a lucky indeed!
I lost some friends to cancer this week!





Happy Hump day Wednesday!
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Anal Sex Poll!
Posted:Oct 16, 2018 12:26 pm
Last Updated:Oct 17, 2018 5:47 pm
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Anal Sex Poll!


My wife does not let me have any anal sex!


She says my cock is too big.

What is your woman's excuse for not having anal sex?


Anal Sex Poll!
I love anal sex!
I would like to try anal!
Exit only for me!
It depends on the partner!
I am good with it if enough lube is used!
No way, his dick is to big!
Ounce in a while is fine but not everyday!
Ounce a year on his Birthday!
Never!
Other opinion!
26 Comments , 71 votes
What is your favorite dirty Place that you would like to travel to for a funny Tuesday?
Posted:Oct 16, 2018 8:09 am
Last Updated:Oct 17, 2018 6:53 pm
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What is your favorite dirty Place that you would like to travel to for a funny Tuesday?


I am traveling local this Tuesday!



Dirty Places:
Assonet (Massachusetts, USA)
Bastard (Norway)
Bastardstown (County Wexford,
Bear Butte (South Dakota, USA)
Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
Beaver Lick Baptist Church (11460 US Hwy 42; Union, KY 41091-9483;USA)
Big Bone Lick State Park (Kentucky, south of Cincinnati; USA)
Bonar Bridge (Scotland) Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
Bumpass Creek (Alabama, USA)
Butte City (Idaho, USA)
Butt's Corner (New York, USA)
Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
Climax Springs (Missouri, USA)
Cocksgag (Ohio, USA)
Cocke County (Tennessee, USA)
Cunt (Spain)
Cunter (Switzerland) Devil's
Dyke (United Kingdom)
Dikshit (India)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)
Effin (Limerick, Ireland)
Erect (Randolph County, North Carolina, USA)
Fairy Glen (Saskatchewan, Canada)
Fanny Bay (Australia)
Fertile (Iowa, USA)
Flasher (North Dakota, USA)
Fucking (Part of the municipality of Tarsdorf, in the Innviertel region of Upper Austria)
Frenchman Butte (Saskatchewan, Canada)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
Fukum (Yemen)
Gayhead Island (Martha's Vineyard, MA.....yes there is a ferry to Gayhead Island)
Gaylordsville (Connecticut, USA)
Gassville (Arkansas, USA)
Gnaw Bone (Indiana, USA) Hardup (Utah, USA)
Hell (Michigan, USA)
Hold With Hope (Greenland)
Hookersville (West Virginia, USA)
Humptulips (Washington, USA) Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Kisslegg (Bavaria, Germany)
Knob Lick (Kentucky, USA)
Koksoak River (Canada)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Lick Run (Pennsylvania, USA)
Likwang (China)
Little Dix Village (West Indies)
Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
Moorhead (Mississippi, USA)
Muff (Northern Ireland)
Naked City (Indiana, USA)
Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
Onenut (California, USA)
Packwood (Iowa, USA)
Penisthorpe (England, recently changed to Pensthorpe)
Penistone (South Yorkshire, UK)
Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Seymen (Turkey)
Shafter (California, USA)
Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
Slackbottom (Yorkshire, UK)
Smuts (Saskatchewan, Canada) Stains (France)
Stillorgan (Ireland)
Smackover (Arkansas, USA)
Tingley (Iowa, USA)
Titisee (Freiburg, Germany)
Tittybong (Australia)
Tong Fuk (Japan)
Top Ryde (New South Wales, Australia)
Turdo (Romania)
Twatt (Orkney, UK)
Wank (Germany)
Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
Wankener (India) Wankie (Zimbabwe)
Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)
Wanks River (Nicaragua)
Wankum (Germany)
Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)


On you travels in life, are there some roads less traveled that you would like to go if you could?


What is your favorite dirty Place that you would like to travel to for a funny Tuesday?
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All tied up Tuesday!
Posted:Oct 16, 2018 8:08 am
Last Updated:Oct 17, 2018 7:04 pm
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All tied up Tuesday!












All tied up Tuesday!
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Happy Titty Tuesday!
Posted:Oct 16, 2018 8:04 am
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2018 10:02 am
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Happy Titty Tuesday!


Let there be tits!



Do you ever eat topless?


Does size matter when it comes to nipple size?


Happy Titty Tuesday!
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It's not funny on Mondays!
Posted:Oct 15, 2018 10:28 am
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2018 9:36 am
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It's not funny on Mondays!


Why are Mondays not funny?



The beginning of the work week and chores and nothings but chores!


Do not attempt to have sex on Mondays!


It's not funny on Mondays!
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Good Eats Monday!
Posted:Oct 15, 2018 9:48 am
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2018 3:27 pm
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Good eats Monday!


Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, Monday!



I love bacon how about you?


Most people eat well on Mondays but sometimes they forget to have dessert!
Do you have dessert after a good breakfast?


Good eats Monday!
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Sex or Drink on Mondays!
Posted:Oct 15, 2018 9:34 am
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2018 3:30 pm
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Sex or Drink on Mondays!


Some women like beer!



I love a full cup of red!


I have a hard time with sex on Mondays so I drink instead!
How about you drink or sex on Mondays?


Sex or Drink on Mondays!
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