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Blogs > Prof10001 > Publish or perish?

What is it called when one person sleeps on top of another?  

Prof10001 63M  
5638 posts
8/3/2018 7:42 pm

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8/10/2018 5:19 pm
What is it called when one person sleeps on top of another?

Having been playing outside with his friends, a small boy came into the house and asked: “Grandma, what is it called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?”

His grandma was surprised to hear such a forthright question from a six-- but decided to answer as honestly as she could. “Well,” she said hesitantly, “it’s called sexual intercourse.”

“Oh, okay,” said the boy and he ran outside to carry on playing with his friends.

A few minutes later, he came back in and said angrily: “Grandma, it isn’t called sexual intercourse. It’s called bunk beds. And Jimmy’s mom would like a word with you!”

Prof10001 63M  
4094 posts
8/3/2018 7:42 pm

 That is where honesty will get you.


Meatpistol469 51M

8/3/2018 7:50 pm

 Alrighty then...


dayzeeme 55F
7024 posts
8/3/2018 11:50 pm

 hahahaha love it


wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
8/9/2018 10:00 am

 grandmas say the darnedest things
You cannot conceive the many without the one.


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